Only a Lil’ Neck

Started strong and then got lazy with the hair : /

talos-stormcrown:

I deny any claims of me being a racist.

I didn’t conquer lands because I thought I was better, I did it because the opportunity arose.

I was fine with an alliance when there was no better option.

Then I got the Numidium.

“Talos the Mighty! Talos the Unnerring! Talos the Unassailable! To you we give praise!”

Sharon found a new theme song.

mournfulroses:

Huang O, from a poem titled “To The Tune Of Plucking A Cinnamon Branch,,” featured in Women Poets of China

skyrimhusbandmaterial:

Freya shakes her head, “No, you had one job to do and biffed it.”

I laughed too hard at this.

prideandprejudice:

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) + incorrect quotes

Also, Sharon.

eattheglassofadyingheart:

Pam’s been at the library.

@pennywise-the-clown

At Rest

Latest WIP - meant originally to be Freya & Farkas (Skyrim). Might default to Sharon w/whoever since MacShouty Mouth needs to lay her ass down at some point.

Let’s hope I finish it before getting distracted again …

necrosishead:

Amazing!!

pennywise-the-clown:

constantlydistractedwriter:

pennywise-the-clown:

constantlydistractedwriter:

katrinredgen:

Guys, trust me. I’m a biologist 🤓

Sharon points, “That’s a puss in pantaloons.”

@pennywise-the-clown

IF anything this is more fitting. You see the resemblance, no?

(Cheetas are also just big cats. They even meow too.)

Stop supporting these statements.

@pennywise-the-clown

Sharon - she really couldn’t help herself. “You know, everyone will now be asking to pet the pussy.” Her grin was made of violence, a dark satisfaction. “Just wanted to let you know.”

[If this posts twice, I’ll be deleting the other ]

(You mean clu- )

*covers the Earthwoman’s mouth quickly, ITs patience slowly waning* Why won’t you be the first then, hm? Go on, if you dare. Come here.

@pennywise-the-clown

Sharon lifted her chin, her eyelids fluttering as she enjoyed the wrath, she could all but feel emanating from the clown. It felt good in a way she didn’t want to unpack, giving the Earthwoman a slow, sly wink.

“Aww, kitty,” she cooed, peering up at the towering figure through the fringe of spiky eyelashes, her twang lilting, smooth as silk, buttery soft. “I didn’t know you were gagging for it, baby.”

Insolence was her middle name, and more than likely, it was right along with stupidity. It was also possible that she had finally snapped and the only way she saw out was suicide by killer clowns from space.

Sharon’s eyes grew manic wide, a fire flickering therein, determined that if she had to burn, It was going to burn too, in any way she could make happen.

Relationship status set to: Mutually assured self-destruction.

She dared to lift a hand, as though reaching for It – maybe It frozen, stunned by the human’s sheer audacity – before her hand turned over and she snapped her fingers, pointing at It and mouthing a single word, “Pet.”

She then ninja-vanished before It had a chance to lunge.

All the better to enjoy having the last word.

pennywise-the-clown:

constantlydistractedwriter:

katrinredgen:

Guys, trust me. I’m a biologist 🤓

Sharon points, “That’s a puss in pantaloons.”

@pennywise-the-clown

IF anything this is more fitting. You see the resemblance, no?

(Cheetas are also just big cats. They even meow too.)

Stop supporting these statements.

@pennywise-the-clown

Sharon - she really couldn’t help herself. “You know, everyone will now be asking to pet the pussy.” Her grin was made of violence, a dark satisfaction. “Just wanted to let you know.”

[If this posts twice, I’ll be deleting the other ]

generaljenobi:

Sharon.

Pam:

katrinredgen:

Guys, trust me. I’m a biologist 🤓

Sharon points, “That’s a puss in pantaloons.”

@pennywise-the-clown

stendarr-the-steadfast:

I’ve been noticed by my idol. Everyone else go home

Freya coughs, “It was my prayer to you, sooo…”

mournfulroses:

Simon Armitage, from a poem titled “I Say I Say I Say,” featured in The Shout: Selected Poems